Minneapolis is a Giant Pothole.

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Watch out! The roads are gone. Potholes left behind.

In honor of this horrid state of affairs, I present the ugliest graphic I’ve ever made: Pothole Paradise.

The map outline of the City of Minneapolis with a sunset gradient applied to the top half. The bottom half shows piles of snow and the word Pothole in a snow covered fuzzy font, while the word Paradise appears in a font reminiscent of the Prince font.

Can you feel the government apathy? If the answer is no, please take a drive on any of the city’s streets, specifically Stinson over by Lowry or anywhere on St. Anthony Parkway. It really is more pothole than road. Come on, Mayor Frey, please apply for federal funding so that our sidewalks can be safely traversed without drivers potentially getting veered off course.